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Before Marriage:

Husband: Ah! At last, i can hardly wait.
Wife: Do you want me to leave?
Husband: NO! Don't you even think about it.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you cheated on me?
Husband: NO! Why are you even asking?
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Darling.

After Marriage:
Read from the bottom up. ;)

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There was a British, an American and a Singaporean.

The British farted.
He said, "Excuse me"

The American also farted
He said, "Pardon me"

The Singaporean farted too.
He said, "Not me"

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-Maplestory Joke-

One day, A and B both decided to take the lift to their apartments. A stepped into the lift first and thus controlled the buttons.

A: Which storey are u going to?
B: MapleStory

A: I mean, what level?
B: 90

A: Arghh. You're a retard. I bet u aint smart enough to have a job? Do u have one?
B: Yes

A: What is it?
B: Hermit

A: ............ Show me your name card
B: *Takes out the 3th job Hermit prepaid card*

A: You Make My Head Burn
B: Im Not a Fire Mage

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I Know These are Lame.
But Weekends Are Over, Tests Are Coming. But The Time Being With Frens Is
PRECIOUS. sO.. Treasure Every Minute With Frens in Sku!








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Look Forward To Tomoro Poly Trip And PE Dancing Programme~ ;D
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More posts plox !! very plain leh=( .......

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lol just notice that my photo in the inter-class competition is weird O_O!!
so less post sia more ppl post leh z!!

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