Sunday, July 13, 2008
10:53 PM
Before Marriage:Husband: Ah! At last, i can hardly wait.
Wife: Do you want me to leave?
Husband: NO! Don't you even think about it.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you cheated on me?
Husband: NO! Why are you even asking?
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Darling.
After Marriage:Read from the bottom up. ;)
-------------------------------------------------------There was a British, an American and a Singaporean.
The British farted.
He said, "Excuse me"
The American also farted
He said, "Pardon me"
The Singaporean farted too.
He said, "Not me"
-----------------------------------------------------Maplestory Joke-One day, A and B both decided to take the lift to their apartments. A stepped into the lift first and thus controlled the buttons.
A: Which storey are u going to?
B: MapleStory
A: I mean, what level?
B: 90
A: Arghh. You're a retard. I bet u aint smart enough to have a job? Do u have one?
B: Yes
A: What is it?
B: Hermit
A: ............ Show me your name card
B: *Takes out the 3th job Hermit prepaid card*A: You Make My Head Burn
B: Im Not a Fire Mage
---------------------------------------------------I Know These are Lame.But Weekends Are Over, Tests Are Coming. But The Time Being With Frens IsPRECIOUS. sO.. Treasure Every Minute With Frens in Sku!
All for one, one for all :D
